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Soldiers Demotivational Poster


MOVIE NIGHT IN IRAQ -


TAGS: us soldiers national anthem
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Airman

opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:33 pm
Airman, this gave me chills, this happend to me at an event in D.C. honoring a fallen Shipmate, the entire platoon hummed the taps because the recording was not working.
Sean - April 9, 2011, 3:02 pm
I'm not very patriotic by their standards. I'd a probably started singing the first time, if only to get it over with. But then again, that just means that Superman 3 would be inflicted on me that much sooner.
Cloudchaser - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am
Sounds like a typical urban legend, but according to truthorfiction.com, this actually happened
WTFO - April 9, 2011, 12:15 am
No surprise here. I'm humbled to serve with great folks every day. The people I work with truly represent the best in all of us.
deerbag - April 8, 2011, 8:04 pm
I wish I had the power to keep the pay flowing while our government is shut down.
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:46 pm
Awesome.
quetz - April 8, 2011, 2:29 pm
I served in the Marines, back in the 90's there arent enough ppl anymore reminding us what these soldiers, go through and STILL have discipline and bearing!
NotoriousGIL - April 8, 2011, 2:00 pm
I'm a medic on the Baghdad Embassy compound and while I am sure the military personnel here would do the same, I'm not so sure of all the people that work here...Excellent post Airman!
MilDoc - April 8, 2011, 12:58 pm
Very nice, Airman! 5 crisp salutes!


BROTHERS IN ARMS - I'd carry you through the flames of hell, my flesh burned to the bone, Through places where the demons dwell, you'll never be alone. We are brothers, now and always.


TAGS: war hell soldiers brothers always
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by pickleviper

pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:31 pm
It censors two 'T's? Huh?
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:30 pm
Button that lip, soldier!
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:56 pm
HOO'AH!
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 4:12 pm
Thank you.
Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:05 pm
Very nice message... One which I would share to my brethrens...
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:53 pm
No soldiers were harmed in this pic. It was taken during a training exercise.


BELIEVE IT OR NOT - but there is a thin line between bravery & stupidity.




Unknown Englsih Soldier -


TAGS: war respect good soldiers hammy
Rating: 4.92/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 14, 2017, 1:19 pm
The German's weren't evil, even if every propaganda video said they were. the whole world is built on prospective.
Hawamleh - September 13, 2015, 5:24 pm
Nobody said anything washed blood off of anyone's fingers or hands or appendages in general.
Aurielius - September 1, 2015, 7:04 pm
One moral German doesn't wash the blood off their hands.
Greybeard - May 26, 2014, 4:15 am
Stunning. 5L & favorited.
Reality Lord - June 19, 2013, 4:48 pm

wow
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:43 am

5LLLLLs and faved~


MEMORIAL DAY - While you're enjoying your long weekend eating your grilled steaks, burgers, and hot dogs, don't forget how you received that gift of freedom!


TAGS: happy memorial day to all my soldiers sailors airmen and marines
Rating: 3.21/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 7, 2015, 4:18 pm
Oh YES, if my country's military hadn't been on a neverending campaign to kill brown people the world over for the last 70 years, I definitely wouldn't be able to eat hot dogs today, the brown people would be swarming my bbq with suicide bombers.
MO - August 28, 2009, 8:54 am
Hey skog, that's a very good point. We are not the only ones. But you need to understand that this poster was made on Memorial day. I'm not going to explain 'cause it should be self explanatory.
Skog - August 28, 2009, 8:44 am
Its not like the US is the only giver of freedom. (much respect for those good people who died fighting for a good cause)
Hagg - June 29, 2009, 7:54 pm
True freedom, as far as I'm concerned, is being dead, free from the bonds of mortality. Assuming there is no afterlife, then you don't even know you're dead, meaning you aren't in a mind, meaning you're free...if ya catch mah drift!


MILITARY SNIPERS -


TAGS: soldiers military sniper 50 bmg rifle
Rating: 3.94/5

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batman93 - November 17, 2013, 6:41 am
Actually, the EGA on his cover is what implies that he'll hit his target.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:00 pm
That's implying he actually hits his target...


HIDE AND SEEK - You lose, Fräulein.


TAGS: wwii soldiers nazi german women rape
Rating: 2.65/5

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MO - August 18, 2009, 7:00 pm
Well LD, I'm guessing.... 'cause NOBODY'S seen the slippery lil' bastard!! But I am glad that someone saw that comment.....
LogicDude - August 18, 2009, 1:55 pm
MO FTW!!! Why didn't they show how tall he is?
MO - August 17, 2009, 9:22 pm
Psst, hey toots! You seen Kyle? Any of you? no? Damn!
Lena - August 17, 2009, 9:09 pm
Nazi bastards... ugh...
Jmac0585 - July 1, 2009, 9:53 am
Thank you, Sir!
Plug In Baby - June 30, 2009, 11:36 pm
I usually only comment on ones that I give a 1 or a 5 to, you sir, have received the latter. I love it.


MISSION - When the cause is more important than anything else.


TAGS: rescue india soldiers army military
Rating: 4.63/5

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motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:37 am
Anyway every country has an army ready to sacrifice itself for the nation's cause . It doesn't matter which army they are all great soldiers.
motifayk - February 6, 2013, 8:36 am
NO pratham, this is the Chinese PLArmy during the Chinese floods 2010. Many rumor mills circulated this as Indian army. http://blogs.youknowwho.in/2011/11/06/indian-army-human-bridge/ See the youtube link there.
pratham - December 30, 2011, 4:01 pm
This photo was taken in sikkim, India during rescue of Earthquake victims in september 2011.


BRAVERY -




THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP - is soldiers in your cup.


TAGS: toy soldiers cup
Rating: 4.47/5

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Oldsod - March 7, 2015, 6:14 pm
Oh, my...I love a good pun. I'd give it 50L, if I could.
Isobar - October 21, 2012, 7:29 pm
I thought that's what the commercial said, too - until I changed the batteries in my hearing aid!
Bolverk3778 - October 5, 2012, 6:37 am
And Worst part of Waking up is finding the dead mouse in your slipper, courtesy of the house cat, which you have just squashed flat by standing on it!!


CHARACTER - "WAR IS FOR THE PARTICIPANTS A TEST OF CHARACTER; IT MAKES BAD MEN WORSE AND GOOD MEN BETTER." -Colonel Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain


TAGS: war soldiers character military
Rating: 4.88/5

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bigdaddywv - August 12, 2011, 11:07 am
Thank you all for you consideration. This is only my second submission ever, and my first "serious" one. I was inspired after finding some photos of my grandfather and great-grandfather, who served in WWII and WW1, respectively.
GySgt1811 - August 11, 2011, 6:23 pm
Yes.


WAR TRUTH #1 - "No bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. You win it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country." --Gen Patton


TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.43/5

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Jenna3220 - June 4, 2012, 10:12 pm
One of the many, many reasons my father, a US Army General, and I absolutely LOVE General Patton. He was the BEST!
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 10:40 am
Someone please get a hold of some Patton DNA and clone that shit. Clone the hell out of that shit. Make a goddamn army. Jango Fett style. Please?
WTFO - June 17, 2009, 7:59 pm
Hector, that happens the moment politicians get involved with war.
Hector - June 16, 2009, 11:26 am
War truth #1. "The first casualty of war is the truth."
Mauser98k - March 22, 2009, 6:06 pm
Patton. Was. GOD.


STAR WARS - Someone's been watching a little too much Empire Strikes Back




IMPROVISATION - it happens when your orders are "by any means necessary".




TOUGH GUYS -


TAGS: iwo jima neener salutes the soldiers
Rating: 4.68/5

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IllicoPresto - October 21, 2010, 2:16 pm
I'll show you tough! I once had a rejected Motifake and went on about my business. (Well, maybe a tear or two, but that was it.)
okami - October 21, 2010, 12:05 am
mah bros. . .
boeweizer - October 20, 2010, 9:39 pm
nope


CHICKS IN COMBAT... -


TAGS: military pilots combat funny femalesoldiers
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MPsniper

narcinvestigator - March 18, 2011, 9:39 pm
Staged. Hope they brought their poontang pluggers along.
HammerofHeeb - March 16, 2011, 10:33 am
Hey, somebody has to make combat sammiches.
CANADA - March 15, 2011, 11:32 pm
now it's a box-office
Swampfox - March 15, 2011, 11:23 pm
What was once a cockpit...
spacedog - March 15, 2011, 6:40 pm
Nice one.
agdaniele - March 14, 2011, 11:38 pm
LMFAO!


WAR -


TAGS: weapons soldiers patton
Rating: 4.4/5

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Amren - July 21, 2011, 12:43 pm
Except the winners!
forseti - July 16, 2011, 9:12 am
No one wins IMO...


IRONY -


TAGS: war peace soldiers virginity hammy
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - March 16, 2012, 10:51 am
you don't know that :)
RonE - March 16, 2012, 8:26 am
being dead is it's own kind of peace.
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 11:06 pm
haha glad to be back :D and that is quite an honor my good man !
M0rd3kaI - March 15, 2012, 10:20 pm
:O WOW.... 5L and EXCELLENT motto, that's going to be my status on fb (the highest rank in my book... well, not really, but all funny crap gets that title.) nicely done and welcome back to full swing
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 7:12 pm
haha wise words oh bearded one :D
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:12 pm

Wunnerful! 5Ls
GaryO - March 15, 2012, 7:11 pm
Yup, like wanting something in the worst way. Nice one Mr Hammy
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 6:44 pm
haha I thought it was pretty swell too :D
mariand - March 15, 2012, 6:43 pm
Beware...Hammy has brought the heavy artilery... I like the analogy...
Hawamleh - March 15, 2012, 6:42 pm
Why thank you :D
carebear - March 15, 2012, 6:40 pm
(carebear BANNED)


AMERICAN MILITARY STRATEGY -


TAGS: john wayne horse soldiers sands of iwo jima green berets yellow ribbon
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:41 am
John Wayne in the military for real? Not if he could help it. And he did.
ICEMAN - May 16, 2010, 12:14 am
Works for me Pilgrim. 5L


VIGILANCE -




Casualties Of War -




MINES -




FREEDOM - Brought to you by the United States military and the C.I.A.


TAGS: military america usa arlington soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.31/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - August 6, 2009, 11:56 pm
Thank you, FS.
faulty switch - August 6, 2009, 3:49 am
Great poster WTFO.
WTFO - May 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Be a man! Pluck that last little bastard.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:42 pm
Anyone else notice how no matter how much you trim your nosehair. There's always one little bugger that drives you crazy....maybe it's just me.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:39 pm
Hey Stupid...Funny, glad to see you figured out how to use the Copy and Paste functions of your computer. May I suggest you find another of my posters titled "Self-Appointed "funny" police. If you don't like my posters....SUCK IT!
Mark - May 6, 2009, 2:23 pm
Yes it is.
Stupidity is not Funny - May 6, 2009, 2:21 pm
Motifake is not your political soap box
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:23 am
Haar, I appreciate your kind words. You get it. While we disagree on many points, you provide support for your positions and we can discuss topics in a respectful manner. That is all I ask of anyone but when attacked I tend to respond. I hope he's done.
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:21 am
Sean, I haven't yet checked out this "bulgy challenge". It sounds a little suspicious to me. I'm not sure I want to see your "bulgy". Why are you pushing this thing like a used car salesman?
WTFO - April 24, 2009, 1:20 am
Canuck, I don't quit when you call me a "racist" as your way of giving up arguing with me. Like I said elsewhere, I provide support and facts to back up my positions. You just use ignorant, unfounded attacks. So, bite me, eh.
Haarakkon - April 23, 2009, 11:05 am
WTFO, those were well-reasoned counter-points. As noted, you've never slipped in to that mode with our discussions. And that's much appreciated.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:45 am
That`s exacty why you should kick his Fox "News" watching ass, by taking the Bulgy challenge.
Canuck - April 23, 2009, 12:34 am
Boy even when you give up arguing with this guy he just keeps going eh.
Sean - April 23, 2009, 12:30 am
Hey, you know who might be a Liberal? Bulgy. That's who. I mean, I once saw him drink Kool Aid. So go take the Bulgy challenge (3 lines max).
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:09 am
There are major problems with both parties. I disagree with certain decisions from both sides. However, the far left that controls the govt right now possess a philosophy that is far different than my own so they get the brunt of my criticizms.
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:07 am
pinko commies, facists, tofu-farting-tree-huggin hippies, Kool-aid guzzlers, etc (ha). Seriously, I try to reserve the liberal term for those who espouse the far-left agenda of socialism and either defend the left blindly or attack the right blindly...
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:04 am
Mr. Haar, I agree that a number of my comment chains have dropped to attacks. I certainly would prefer logical debates (and I get those as well). I try hard not to attack until attacked. Also, not everyone who disagrees with me is a "liberal". They can be
WTFO - April 23, 2009, 12:02 am
to form, you'll call me another name or distract from the facts. As a final note, I post what I like. Your whining about this being a humor site will not sway any of my actions. You don't like my posters, tough. Go find long-cat and get your giggles.
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
Agreement between our countries provide for intelligence sharing. Therefore, intel gathered by our CIA helps defend your freedoms as well as Canadian intel helps defend the US. See this is how a facts-based discussion looks like. However, if you stay true
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
As for your assertion that the military and the CIA haven't protected Canada, you are again wrong. Through NORAD, US military partner with Canadian forces to protect the N. American continent (mostly with US systems and bases). As for the CIA, Memos of
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:56 pm
disagree with the socialist policies of the President and Congress doesn't make you racist. It's a pathetic defense mechinism being used by liberals and Dems right now. Much like the Reps unfairly used the term "unpatriotic" to quiet dissent after 9-11.
WTFO - April 22, 2009, 11:54 pm
Canuck, I asked specifically what in any of my posters has been racist. You provided no proof. You just switched tactics to call the passive-aggressive racist. Again, you can't see into my mind or heart so screw you and your assertions. Just because you
LogicDude - April 21, 2009, 8:49 am
I LOVE me some Paraguay!!!!
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 12:59 am
And truly, what does a Canadian national owe the CIA? If you can give me an answer, I'll concede that Canuck has no valid points. As has also been stated before, Canada and Mexico have one common problem between them.
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 12:56 am
Awright, I didn't want to get into it, but far too often I have seen WFTO's arguments denigrate to baseless personal attacks. Generally the phrase "liberal" is associated with someone who doesn't share his viewpoint. Note: I have not been besmirched.
Sean - April 21, 2009, 12:26 am
*forgive the "it's"
Sean - April 21, 2009, 12:26 am
Canuck, dude, yer arguing with members of the only empire in history NOT to collect tribute from it's "colonies", satellites, and protectorate states. And they don't see that as a problem. Go figure.
Canuck - April 21, 2009, 12:07 am
section for a reason. I also noticed it does not say Positive comments only. Maybe i will leave arguing on the internet to those who have the time. I wonder if this site will ever return to what it was before it became a soapbox.
Canuck - April 21, 2009, 12:00 am
Actually a small town in northwestern Ontario. I grew up surrounded by american tourists, all asking silly igloo and dog sled questions. Maybe i wound up a little jaded. I'm not sure what "troll" means for sure but i do know this site has a comments secti
Sean - April 20, 2009, 11:31 pm
Mark, friend ... I AM Canadian. Since when has that not been enough for you? Hmmmm?
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:56 pm
I don't leave the USA unless I have to. Every Canadian I've met has been in uniform and we were supporting them. Maybe that's why they were so pro-American. But go ahead...tell me what points are valid in Canuck's comments. The 1 about it not being funny?
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 10:37 pm
Ever been to Canada? They don't all love us, any more than all Americans love Paraguay. The racist comment was out of line, as WTFO has never made any indication of such leanings. Some of the rest of that post was on the mark, though.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:27 pm
...has been pro-American. His comment calling WTFO a racist is without any basis whatsoever. I believe that Canuck is just another Timmy Troll.
Mark - April 20, 2009, 10:25 pm
I don't think his comments are valid at all. Like I said, I think he's just trolling for a fight. The poster is not arrogant at all. It's truthful and patriotic. His comments are uncalled for and are inciting argument. Every Canadian I've met in person...
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 10:10 pm
I think he's got some valid points, Mark. It's been said that if the national illness of the USA is megalomania, that of Canada is paranoid schizophrenia. Would it make a difference if he was Slovakian?
Mark - April 20, 2009, 9:48 pm
After reading through all of these comments, it seems to me that Canuck is cut from the same "Timmy Cloth" as Dr. Rank and Neerow. I think he's nothing more than a trolling ass wipe. I doubt that he's Canadian. I'll bet he's in Gay Commune in California.
Canuck - April 20, 2009, 5:45 pm
The caption says "brought to you" not brought to americans. The poster is fine the caption is the problem. Am i wrong in thinking this is a humor site! and therefore the posters should at least be an attempt at humor?
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 4:41 pm
...did you maybe misinterpret the meaning and then get into it with WTFO? Or were you just spoilin' for a tussle with him? Just asking!!!
LogicDude - April 20, 2009, 4:39 pm
Ummmm, yeah. Canuck? Why are you even concerned with commenting about how free Americans are or aren't? The poster is clearly aimed at the US and doesn't imply that anyone else (like Canada) owes their freedom to us. Just wonderin' why you stepped in...
Canuck - April 20, 2009, 3:54 pm
Many of your posters have a basis in racism even if it is passive aggressive racism. I am not from Quebec.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 3:33 am
On a more serious note, Parti Quebecois is more than welcome to take a long walk off a short pier, preferably at Greater Slave Lake right before a freeze.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 3:27 am
Oh, it's not going to be a military invasion, per se. They're sending over thought-control beams from their CBC affiliates. See what happened in Detroit and Buffalo?
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:17 am
from the North border. I'm not worried. Most Canadians are great and those who subscribe to the Quebec style of thought are too pathetic and weak to be of any real danger.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:15 am
Too funny. Like I've said, I've worked with great folks from Canada through NORAD type assignments. I just don't like this prick and his accusations and personal attacks. I used the same joke on a former boss of mine who was from Alaska. As for a threat
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 1:54 am
So I like the joke *looks around nervously*, but since 80% of the populace is within 100 miles of the border, I am ever cognizant of the threat of invasion as well. Google Canadian World Domination to see the plans.
Haarakkon - April 20, 2009, 1:45 am
Ouch! It's ironic for me, because several Iditarod contenders train within 60 miles of me, including a 3 or 4 time champion. And yes, I'm in the States, but not too far off the border. I've found there's a lot to like about our neighbors to the North.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 1:30 am
Now, for Haar, I'll inject some levity. Do you know why they don't teach sex education and driver's education on the same day in Canuck's home town? ... It's too rough on the sled dogs.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:32 am
racism knows that I don't give a damn what color someone's skin is. You (and several others) have once again proven a quote by Peter Brimelow, "the modern definition of a 'racist' is someone winning an argument with a liberal". So, FUCK OFF MOTHER FUCKER!
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:30 am
resort to the dumbass liberal standby, by trying to label me a racist. I don't back down from bullshit like that. You can take your accusation and stuff it up your socialist ass you low-life Quebec faggot. Anyone who has seen my comments on the topic of
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 12:28 am
While I appreciate your attempt at levity, Haar, there needs to be something else pointed out. This canadian piece of shit called me a racist. You have obviously lost the debate due to your lack of facts or support for you ignorant positions so you had to
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 11:41 pm
Heh. Yeah, I'd figure as much, especially with the playoffs. Just trying to interject some levity.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 3:20 pm
If i had that kind of career i would be too busy nailing hockey sluts to check out these posters.
Haarakkon - April 19, 2009, 1:39 pm
Oh. I thought you were playing for Vancouver.
Canuck - April 19, 2009, 1:37 pm
Im a canadian you idiots i owe nothing to your goverment and have far more freedom than any american. If you feel singled out wtfo maybe its because of all the racist and hateful crap you post. Why not use wit instead of inflammatory nonsense?
Passer By - April 19, 2009, 9:03 am
You Canuck are the one who started out making a brainless comment. Keep your opinions up there in the north country and quit stinking up the place down here in a country that's free.
HtD - April 19, 2009, 3:25 am
Like you, he gains sustenance from talking about politics. Instead of eating a sammich, a conversation about the social policies of Obama will hit the spot.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:14 am
Finally, why does it seem that you are seeking out my posters for you ignorance and attacks? Do you have a crush? Are you lonely and need of attention? I suggest you buy a dog, I'm spoken for.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:12 am
sent us to Iraq where we could eliminate a dictator who was a danger to his neighbors, Israel, the US and his own people. Don't talk about bravery since you obviously have no idea what it means. Risking you life to bring freedom to others is brave.
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:11 am
since the 1970s. Our enemies cross into several countries. We were attacked on 9-11, but the liberal lie is that our war is only with Al Qaida. They are one of many threats to this nation and the world. Pres Bush was smart enough to realize that fact and
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:08 am
enjoy. If you live in the US, then your freedom was absolutely provided to you by the govt, military and the CIA. If you are too ignorant to realize that fact then there is no hope for you. As far as the war, radical Islam has been at war with the US
WTFO - April 19, 2009, 1:05 am
I'd love to know who made you the motifake humor judge, Canuck. I also see no arrogance in this poster, I see appreciation, patriotism and respect for those who understand that the freedom we enjoy in the US is earned by a small few for all of us to
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 8:03 pm
By the way passer by you are so witty, could you keep making brainless comments without making an actual point. That sorta thing always makes me chuckle. Maybe you could explain how this poster is not arrogant and is funny? Its not a demotivational poster
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 7:59 pm
Be proud to be sentient, proud to be intelligent or proud to pass on a willingness to accept others. Race and Nationality are not things you earned they were given to you. You cant be proud of something you did not earn.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 7:56 pm
My freedom was not in any way provided by the American Gov't or the C I A. Need I remind you that fighting a war YOU started does not make you brave. But ending it would. Its because of this kind of angry pride that your kids grow up to hate for no reason
Passer By - April 18, 2009, 11:00 am
Yes you are Canuck.
Canuck - April 18, 2009, 10:46 am
Wow arrogant! and not funny!
LogicDude - February 4, 2009, 10:02 am
Trying to answer you is a waste of time Timmy, you wouldn't understand.
barockeva - February 4, 2009, 8:32 am
Truth hurts, don't it? :P
WTFO - January 22, 2009, 10:50 pm
Blah, blah, blah, Timmy.
barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:25 pm
If the military and the CIA are bringing us freedom, why do they keep letting the government pass laws that restrict it?


MILITARY RULE #13 - Tracer rounds work in both directions!


TAGS: military america usa soldiers airmen marines sailors brave courage honor
Rating: 3.39/5

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WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:39 am
How about (since I'm Air Force) we call in an air strike with GPS munitions instead?
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:38 am
Good point. Definitely more noticable at night than the day but an excellent observation.
spencer - August 14, 2009, 2:55 pm
dont mean to argu with the rules. but doesn't firing the gun alone give away your position. it is a big flash.
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 10:55 pm
Valid point. Just hope he doesn't have friends.
ranger - June 13, 2009, 10:09 pm
only if you're still alive after the first round


HAPPY ENDINGS - I don't think the story behind this picture has one... not for the bearded guy, anyway.




Sense -


TAGS: beach anime manga girl war soldiers
Rating: 2.85/5

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EMOagainstALLoddsXD - November 28, 2012, 10:13 pm
Those look like German helmets mroe than they do American ones.
usaf1995 - June 6, 2010, 9:34 pm
Now this could me getting WHAY far into detail BUT: Anime is Japanese right? So if those infantry are landing in say...Iwo Jima she could be coming home! never looked at that in that perspective huh?
Mandy - June 28, 2009, 10:13 pm
It's Anime, when does it ever make sense?
Justy - January 5, 2009, 2:17 pm
Yes, it does. Just imagine the pleasant breeze! What a pity it smells of blood, gunpowder and guts.


Respect -


TAGS: soldiers martyrs heroes credit hammy
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - June 19, 2013, 8:14 pm

this belongs on motitwist
forseti - June 19, 2013, 1:31 am
impressive picture!
lgvernon - June 19, 2013, 12:42 am

5LLLLL, Hammy!~


AMERICAN SERVICEMEN - A proud tradition of providing and defending freedom around the world


TAGS: usa america military soldiers marines flag us
Rating: 3.16/5

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WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:03 am
Well, we did help free them from the Russian invasion. Unfortunately, Congress didn't fund rebuilding efforts that may have prevented the Taliban from taking control. Hopefully, we can do it right this time and maybe add a (2) next to the country.
iliketuna - October 13, 2009, 5:07 pm
can afghanistan really be put on there until you've finished the job?
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:45 pm
Thanks, TS.
Todd Snyder - September 3, 2009, 10:03 pm
Amen - 5 lions 4 u!
a name of no use - July 24, 2009, 2:55 am
Freedom!Freedom!Freedom!Oy!
Anon - July 24, 2009, 2:36 am
facepalm.jpg
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 1:09 am
Wow, LogicDude. You are a wealth of info. Good on ya!
Dutch army - May 29, 2009, 3:46 am
Free then :P
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 8:14 pm
If by "liberated" you mean some of the women were going braless and could vote...maybe. ;-)
Dutch guy - May 28, 2009, 4:33 pm
Nah but the south of holland was already partially liberated.
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:53 pm
"A Bridge Too Far" for a pretty accurate depiction of the Op. Great movie!!!
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:52 pm
Market Garden was the first entry - other than by Agents - into the Netherlands. The British 1st Airborne Division dropped into Arnhem as part of Market Garden and XXX Corps (Brit armored forced) was poised to attack up the highway. Check out the movie...
Dutch guy - May 28, 2009, 3:47 pm
Youre right logic dude about the massive support to china and the help of congeuring the netherlands but I tought the british were the first to enter holland. Even before operation market garden.
Agent K - May 28, 2009, 3:16 pm
pretty much every island in the south pacific should be on there as well
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:06 pm
receipt of assistance from the Allies in the latter part of WW2. They pretty much pwned anyone who tried to mess with them though...bunch of badasses on skis!
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:04 pm
China received assistance first from US pilots in the "Flying Tigers" and also massive logistical support. A US Army General - "Vinegar Joe" Stilwell - also served as the Chinese Leader's Chief of Staff. The Finland bullet was probably due to their...
LogicDude - May 28, 2009, 3:02 pm
True - those countries listed that were freed during WW2 should probably be footnoted to include our "Allies" - but US troops were the first in the Netherlands during Operation Market Garden, liberating Eindhoven (101st Abn) and Nijmegen (82nd Abn)...
Dutch guy - May 28, 2009, 2:44 pm
I am not anti USA but just want to clarify some things that are wrong by this austrian guy who made this poster. Still a funny poster tough with the sarcasm in it.
Dutch guy - May 28, 2009, 2:42 pm
Things I noticed: Netherlands was liberated by the canadians with help of usa. China was never liberated by any nation. Finland was an ally of germany and was never liberated but held its independance because of a deal with the russians.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:51 pm
hate for anyone's race on this site! I can show you were I've blasted those for their racism.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:50 pm
anyone who spoke out against the war as "unpatriotic" or for the enemy. While some folks' actions and words were definitely unpatriotic and helpful to the enemy, most were not and shouldn't have been lumped in with that hateful group. But again, PROVE my
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:48 pm
equate to hating his race. Only a retarded fucknut would make that connection. Far-left ass holes like you are defending their choices by labeling anyone who dares to disagree as a "racist". It is just as stupid as when the far right jerks labeled
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:47 pm
in another poster and I missed deleting it where it didn't belong. I have since gotten better about providing more thorough edits of my posters. Please provide evidence of my "hate" for any race on this site. Disagreeing with someone's policies doesn't
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:45 pm
You asked the same question in a few of my posters. I answered it in one of them but here you go again: If you've ever created a poster (instead of just trashing others' work) you'd know that tags pop up automatically. The phrase "white" was appropriate
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2009, 12:21 pm
While I'm at it. You type hate all over this site. And don't know why I call you a racist? Have fun living in your dream world.
mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 30, 2009, 11:28 am
Wow you really just don't get it do you? Answer my question about the "white" tag. Otherwise I'm done with your racist bullshit. Seriously. Justify it.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 2:10 am
How about I call you Bullshit or BS for now on since that is all you know how to post. FOMF!
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 2:09 am
Seriously?? You type MOOOOOOOOOO all over this site and don't know why I called you a cow? If you were any more ignorant, someone would have to water you twice a week.
mooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:20 am
Is it because your speak and spell tells you to? I am not a cow!!!
moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 1:18 am
Why do you keep calling me cow?
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:11 am
this poster is self-serving then that is your opinion (which like others you've posted, is wrong and highlights your own ignorance) and I have no interest in changing your opinion. You can't bring logic to the blissfully ignorant.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:10 am
men and women that served before me, for those brave folks I serve with today and for those who will follow in our footsteps. It also recognizes the country that has brought more freedom to the world than any other in history (at great cost). If you think
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 1:08 am
Yes, cow, I understand that the US didn't act alone in several of the efforts of bring freedom. For Timmy Canuck, again with the ignorant personal attacks, you pathetic little butt pirate? I submit posters like this as a tribute to those brave men and
Canuck - April 27, 2009, 12:06 am
Uh if you dont do it for the recognition why do you put up posters like this 1 you lying hypocrite. i am sure most servicemen have good intentions but you just seem to want a pat on the back and a hero cookie.
mooooooooo - April 26, 2009, 1:09 am
While I agree that the US did a lot of good during WW2. WTFO, did u say allied forces liberated Finland ? You know "Allied" doesn't mean American Right?
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:37 pm
others. However, I don't expect recognition or appreciation (it'd be nice but I don't expect it) for the US. In the military, we don't do it for recognition. We do it because someone has to hold the line. I'm proud to be on that line protecting others.
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:35 pm
time we are being called imperialists, terrorists, etc. from the leaders of some of our WWII allies. No country in the history of the world has helped other countries more through humanitarian and military efforts. I'm proud of the US and how it helps
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:32 pm
that NATO, which was created out of WWII, doesn't have much military teeth without US involvement. When countries are being attacked (from outside aggression or from within) it's the US who answers the call to save lives and promote liberty. At the same
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:30 pm
Europe about us. The Russians had a mojor impact on the war as well. The difference is the US didn't keep the countries it liberated. We only asked for a little land to bury our dead who bravely fought for Europe's freedom. Fast forward to today, and we
WTFO - April 25, 2009, 11:28 pm
LD, cosider it a write off, $500 Canadian is only like $200 American (or it was until the market tanked). WWII was won by the Allies not by the US alone. However, our involvement was significant and it angers me to hear all the US bashing that goes on in
LogicDude - April 22, 2009, 2:22 pm
BTW Sean, now that you bring it up you still owe me $500 Canadian.
Sean - April 21, 2009, 9:34 pm
AMERICA They're kinda like the father-in-law, who loaned you the money that time ... so you and your pregant wife ... could move out of his basement.
Elredin - April 21, 2009, 9:30 pm
ok one more time america we DONT hate you for your help no we are quite greatful but we DO hate the fact you keep reminding us of it at every opportunity besides we faught too and without us as well you would have fallen too we won the war TOGETHER!
GTFOEurofags - April 17, 2009, 9:37 am
- lives for yours.
GTFOEurofags - April 17, 2009, 9:37 am
- they come running as soon as the shit hits the fan. Man up, you Eurotrash pussies - throughout history you and other countries have needed help, whether or not you had the spine to admit it. The least you can do is man up and thank those who gave their
GTFOEurofags - April 17, 2009, 9:36 am
- else was just dead weight. The French had gotten their ass handed to them, and the Brits were hiding in subway tunnels. The war started in '39, America got into it in '41 and it ended in '45. Last few days my ass. Everybody loves to hate on the USA but
GTFOEurofags - April 17, 2009, 9:34 am
Some Europeans in here are in dire need of a history lesson. Americans didn't win WWII? Gee, I'm sorry. I must have missed the part where Europeans won the war in the Pacific or did jack shit on the western front. Russians and Americans won WWII. Everyone
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 8:57 pm
This list came from an Australian political cartoonist. It represents a foreign national's belief in how the US has provided freedom around the globe. It's dumb to not respect a nation that has fought and sacrificed for so many others' freedoms.
Aqa - April 10, 2009, 9:47 am
...Agendas aside, the list just names countries on whose territories wars were fought, and the US were involved at a point. It doesn't even take notice if the US were connected with any regime change. You could make a list, but this is not it. It's..dumb
WTFO - March 27, 2009, 5:48 pm
I would argue semantics on that, H. We can look at the bunch running the show now and see that clearly.
Hector - March 26, 2009, 7:54 am
I'd like to suggest reading a book or two or three. Chalmers Johnson's "Blowback" series. At least Wiki Chalmers Johnson and read a synopsis. America is not intrinsically evil but America's government often acts shamefully.
WTFO - March 25, 2009, 11:40 pm
We provide freedom, not imperialism. You can hate all you want but few other countries in the world have what it takes to do the right thing. So Step Up or Step Aside.
Purity - March 25, 2009, 7:30 am
Another dictator overthrown and country occupied by America's new wave of imperialism. Yay... Nothing against the servicemen though. Most of them, anyways... Who am I kidding?.. I hate America... -_-;
Captain History - February 20, 2009, 6:40 am
PNG was part of Australia at the time - also wrt ww2 thanks for profiteering before coming in...Really helped the allied cause...
xxx - February 19, 2009, 2:29 pm
yeah.... i love when americans say that they won ww 1/2..... they just come up in last few days, and hooray-we won, you all should be grateful..... lol
LogicDude - February 17, 2009, 11:44 pm
Awwwww poor guy, inferiority complex got ya down? Join up with the ragheads and help to put us in our place then. I'm sure we can find a suicide belt for you somewhere to practice with...
not-american - February 17, 2009, 8:28 pm
wow. the sheer arrogance of americans will never cease to amaze me. it's like you think the world would fall to shit if you weren't there to invdade countries every couple of years. you didn't stop WW1, you didn't stop WWII. there WERE no WMD in iraq.Deal
oh shuddup - January 27, 2009, 3:00 pm
no fucking idea what you just said. I was in a SFOR in 99 in Gorazde, and in KFOR 08 in slim lines Pirstina. not being inapropriate is that some px thing?
Mark - January 27, 2009, 2:29 pm
oh shuddup - At risk of getting too personal, are you with KFOR or what? I spent some time in FYROM at CAS. Is Brown & Root Services still working there and what is your opinion of BRS? If you feel it inappropriate to answer, I'll understand.
oh shuddup - January 27, 2009, 2:05 pm
closest thing to stable and normal values, sure MTV sucks and Mcdonalds make you fat, and dumb people roam the place, but you take a look at kosovars, and youll be begging to live in hicksville alabama in 2 seconds, and im not even white
oh shuddup - January 27, 2009, 2:03 pm
so where you from greg ole boy? somewhere european i suppose, with the western values? or perhaps one of those bastions of democracy such as Saudi Arabia or Yemen? cuz we know those fuckers got freedom... come on, yanks arent perfect, but they are the
LogicDude - January 27, 2009, 10:58 am
Poor greg...he's never been quite the same since the "Brady Bunch" went off the air.
greg - January 27, 2009, 10:24 am
f** u fat asses what u call "freedom" is ur stinky capitalism, u fu**ing NAZIS I hope u all burn in hell. CURSE AMERICA land of stupidity and money
oh shuddup - January 26, 2009, 12:28 pm
and wait for them to come around... nobody likes living in the shit, just takes some people longer to realize it. In the end they come around to us. just cant scream in their ears "WE ARE NUMBER ONE" all the fucking time
oh shuddup - January 26, 2009, 12:26 pm
aculturation, was allowing tribes and people come to them, giving them time, allowing them to want to be like them, not the forcefeeding that big companies do, and the politics condone. you cant change the fuckers overnight. gotta show that shiny carrot
oh shuddup - January 26, 2009, 12:24 pm
hell ill eat it, i prefer healthy food, but ill eat burgers, but the thing is expecting other cultures, that are way off, to adopt the lifestyle, because it works for the states. I was reading up on romans a couple of weeks back and their way of ->
LogicDude - January 26, 2009, 8:23 am
We are fueled by the Big Mac...kind of sucks at times, but that and french fries are what we run on.
oh shuddup - January 25, 2009, 8:40 pm
ive been blessed to work with yanks in kosovo and bosnia, and...im still fucking confused as how they got to be a superpower, because throwing money at problems is hardly the way to go. "oh we like mcdonalds so we better build one here" is just wrong
LogicDude - January 25, 2009, 3:17 pm
Sometimes it's hard to ask for help and even harder to say "thank you" after you get it.
oh shuddup - January 25, 2009, 12:58 pm
Then how come nobody likes the fuckers ?
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:20 am
Finland was occupied by the Nazis in WWII. Allied forces liberated them.
insanit - January 20, 2009, 1:38 am
When the hell did America save finland?
William Clinton - January 8, 2009, 4:29 am
Go Team America!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 7, 2009, 1:21 am
America does indeed rock freedom, and it rocks it hard!
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:44 am
Bad joke, forgiven.
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 12:34 am
That was a bad joke, I apologize.
Elder God Douchebag - January 7, 2009, 12:33 am
Until China can pump out freedom at three cents a unit, you mean, Porcelina? Freedom with traces of lead?
WTFO - January 7, 2009, 12:15 am
Hey, Porc! We're on the same side on this one. Excellent!
Porcelina - January 6, 2009, 3:06 am
Thanks for nothing? By no means do I support war, but never say thanks for nothing. We have our freedom (for the most part), so if you would like to go move to China go right the fuck ahead.
Lixus - January 6, 2009, 2:57 am
Haha! Ain't this somethink :D What can I say, well.. "Thanks for nothing " :D
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 6:08 pm
we fought china on N. Korean soil in the early 50's. also....wasn't china invading Tibet at that time also? im gonna have to look this up now.....its gonna bug me....thnx alot....lol
LogicDude - January 5, 2009, 7:27 am
MN, China didn't become a real Communist nation (actually EVER) until 1949 - after WWII. They chased the good guys onto what we now call Taiwan.
John - January 5, 2009, 3:46 am
America, we'll liberate the SHIT out of you!
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 2:10 am
but they were commies. and we ended up fighting them again in N Korea 10 years later. im torn on this one bud
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
...because the 2nd Seno-Japanese war ended up being rolled into WWII. Therefore, China was our ally at the time.
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 11:38 pm
Like I said, I didn't create the poster so the list isn't by my standards. However, I think it should count.
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 11:23 pm
huh! thanks for the info WTFO. i knew they were involved with japan but i still dont know if i would consider them for the list on the poster. does that qualify?
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 10:50 pm
BTW, Matters not. China was fighting Japan in the 2nd Seno-Japanese war, which came to an end when the US got Japan to surrender in 1945.
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 10:39 pm
...if you're not American, I'm sure we'll be visiting your country soon. I recommend investing in ear-plugs, bombing runs can get pretty loud.
WTFO - January 4, 2009, 10:38 pm
/b/, how many servivemen/women do you know? If you're an American, then your a disrespectful uneducated piece of shit for trying to put down those who defend your freedom.
LogicDude - January 4, 2009, 2:52 pm
At one time or another in our nation's history we either freed, helped to free, or assisted these places from takeover. A lot of them in the last century...have to look at every conflict we were in to see some of them.
Elder God Douchebag - January 4, 2009, 11:58 am
Considering the usage of -fag in its name, I'm gonna have to go with /b/tard.
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 3:57 am
what the hell is this dude talking about below? someone help me out here.
EUfag - January 4, 2009, 3:56 am
brainwashed morons. u took it up the A from ur drillsarge one time too many
Sean - January 4, 2009, 2:56 am
not yet = Cuba *sigh*
Sean - January 4, 2009, 2:55 am
Not ... yet ... * index finger touch to nose *
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 2:55 am
China? where was i for that one?
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 2:51 am
also......why do you say Cuba? we never liberated them!
Matters_Not - January 4, 2009, 2:48 am
Iwo Jima is not a counrty. it is a part of the ogasawara islands wich are still considered a "part" of tokyo, Japan.
TK - January 3, 2009, 8:38 am
Forgot Phillipines, Guadacanal, Iwo Jima, Okinawa, Cuba, China, to name a few more


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THE US ARMY - To Hogwarts!!!


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doc351 - January 26, 2012, 8:08 am
thats not the army, army doesn't wear eight point covers. thats marines
Wytch - January 26, 2012, 1:38 am
5L
suzieq - January 24, 2012, 8:55 pm
dude this one is hilarious !


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DONT NEED TO - you do that pretty well all by yourselves.


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BrokenEye - August 16, 2010, 12:24 pm
Ayo!
ArmyWife - November 17, 2009, 11:23 am
brockeva, you're a disgrace. Really. Just because someone is willing to put their lives in danger to protect the lives of others doesn't make them crazy suicidal. Those people are called martyrs. Look it up. Even Jesus did it and people pray to him now!
ArmyWife - November 17, 2009, 11:20 am
Marines: Seriously, you may be pretty badass but quit downgrading other military personel. You're not the only ones who kick ass at wartime nor are you the only ones risking your lives. Your fellow Marines shouldn't be your only brothers.
ArmyWife - November 17, 2009, 11:19 am
The point is not what they are fighting for it is that they are fighting period. They are risking their lives for this country. What have you done to contribute? Nada.
Troglodite - July 23, 2009, 9:35 pm
Maybe, but clearly marines can't wield the language to save their lives.
guest - June 27, 2009, 5:53 pm
FUCK you i bet i could kick your pansey fucking ass the green beret could kill you wit a napkin
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 8:00 pm
Thank you. Thank you. I love you all. *bows*
Porcelina - January 5, 2009, 5:09 pm
hahahaha. Barockeva FTW
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:56 am
you win dipshit. bye
bob - January 5, 2009, 4:51 am
But folgers tastes better.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:47 am
because "you're" a yuppi fuck who thinks his shit doesn't stink. and why go back to barockeva....just keep the allias list going.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 4:36 am
Why the shit would I waste money on starbucks when folgers is better?
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:26 am
oh go hug a tree. you might get hit by a bus on your way back from starbucks tommorow. dont spill.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 4:17 am
I'm not waiting for a handout. I'm letting the crazy suicidal people go do their thing.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 4:10 am
or it means you love and honor the sacrifices made prior to your own, and are willing to fight to preserve what others worked so hard for. its called selfless service. and serving my country makes more sense to me than waiting for a handout.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 4:05 am
Putting your life on the line doesn't take balls. It takes a lack of sanity. Self preservation ftw.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:48 am
hey dipshit...bob/barockeva/bob sanction......grow a pair, and set down your starbucks. people like you are the first to complain and rip on troops but will never sacrifice shit for anyone. ...#10....STFU
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:36 am
They willingly agreed to go to that part of the world. So they really don't have much right to complain. If you shoot yourself in the foot, you deserve the shot in the foot.
Matters_Not - January 5, 2009, 3:27 am
true: I am sure your last comment wasnt directed towards me...but just incase....you dont see me doing anything because im stuck in the same shithole as the marines in this picture. so suck it.
barockeva - January 5, 2009, 3:20 am
Why would I need to do anything? I live in a pretty remote part of the country with very few natural resources. When society crumbles I'll just keep on living.
true - January 3, 2009, 5:15 am
i don't see your stupid ass doing anything but make up shit like this you bitch ass motherfucker
Matters_Not - January 3, 2009, 3:52 am
hey barockeva....how many times do i have to tell you to STFU? honestly.....i think this makes 3 or 4 now
barockeva - December 23, 2008, 3:02 pm
Ecko, dictators rise from within. So no, they are not protecting anyone from a dictator. Because in case you hadn't noticed, our freedoms keep getting lighter and lighter. And the terrorists aren't the ones to blame for that either.
Ecko - December 21, 2008, 11:53 pm
And the marines and the military are the ones who are out there fighting so you can be a dumbass and say shit like this without getting killed by some fag dicator
LogicDude - December 13, 2008, 2:11 pm
Apparently barockeva suffers from a strange malady which disconnects the brain's thought processes whenever the hands are placed on a computer keyboard. I wonder if House can help out with this one?
barockeva - December 13, 2008, 12:46 pm
They're all glorified killing machines brainwashed into thinking they're defending America from terrorists when in reality they're protecting commercial investments.
amnic - November 21, 2008, 12:01 pm
pointless. without one, the rest become ineffective.
amnic - November 21, 2008, 12:00 pm
yeah some marines are dicks and some arent. the same goes for all branches. af, army, usmc, or navy, we are all over there at some point in time doing our job and supporting each other. one team one fight. so if people wanna argue about who's better. its
leatherneck - October 27, 2008, 1:06 am
while on tour n see howfunny your ass is when you return. specially when u get nailed with a 15 month tour which a good amount are serving
leatherneck - October 27, 2008, 1:05 am
uhm..ima marine n i don't think im hot shit..marines army same fucking shit were both over there risking life and death for some sorry ass fuck to say some stupid shit.. i would love to see your panzy ass stand under heavy fire or get nailed by and IED wh
Charlie M - September 17, 2008, 2:27 am
anging that.
Charlie M - September 17, 2008, 2:27 am
uch as Army Corp Eng. play a big role in things such as infrastructure while in theater for all forces. Jeez this could take forever there is a lot that separates the us forces which are holdovers to an earlier time but slowly the unified commands are ch
Charlie M - September 17, 2008, 2:26 am
y are only complete as a force while under naval air, and have much less internal cavalry or artillery support than the army). Also Marines are trained a bit harder than Army, fact but also demonstrated by the 10:3.6 Army to Marine ratio. Also, things s
Charlie M - September 17, 2008, 2:26 am
use the army to hold territory and the marines to take territory, partly because in the big picture the Army is in theory more self sufficient away from home (they are a more rounded force) while the Marines tend to do better with shorter deployments (the
Charlie M - September 17, 2008, 2:25 am
No no no. There are SF are in all branches of service, but more to the point Forecon is specifically tasked with green operations in a large theater such as Iraq or Afghanistan. Once the global commands were established the very general idea has been to
Casin - September 16, 2008, 9:22 pm
For me, the reason I hate the Marines is because they make themselves out to be the best things in the world, the greatest fighters, greatest soldiers, ect. Even though the TRUE first one in are the SF. Which is a part of the Army.
Sgt Marine - September 14, 2008, 4:21 pm
Most people just dont understand what Marines do , we are sent in first , and most of the time have to go back and take control again where The Army can not keep things straight. The Army does not like to tell those stories. But that's ok we are not mad .
RikardsMom - July 6, 2008, 5:36 pm
He's just jealous sweety...Rik's homosexual tendencies kept him out of the Corps. So he blames them.
Rikard - July 4, 2008, 9:33 pm
Because Marines are the most arrogant assholes ever, they will blow smoke up your ass and yell stupid catchphrases like it were a fraternity they had enlisted in...
Amy - May 28, 2008, 10:24 pm
An honest question-i've noticed that many americans are defensive of the army on here but absolutly hate the marines. why is that? I don't know that much about marines.
Barbrady - May 28, 2008, 10:11 am
fucking hilarious xDDD
santa clause - May 18, 2008, 7:44 pm
thanks :D
chareuleu - May 18, 2008, 10:43 am
brilliant


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NZSarge - August 26, 2011, 8:09 am
:)Where the hell did you find that photo? It was taken at the Classic Fighters Airshow at Omaka,near Blenheim in New Zealand in 2005, where I live. I built the hedghog in the background! Check out youtube for some excellent footage of the show.
forseti - July 4, 2010, 7:55 pm
ROFL! great pic, fantastic comments. Auch von mir fünf Löwen! ;)
Sean - January 3, 2010, 12:41 am
If you're like me, you drink beer in the shower, and blame Yoko Ono for not breaking up the Beatles soon enough. OK. You're not, and so you don't. But that just makes you a flaming communist in my book, mister and/or mistress!
mauser98k - December 31, 2009, 11:33 pm
that's just plain funny
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 1:29 pm
I have to admit, I only know a little greman, I used a translator on the last one. :)
R.S.Jake - December 30, 2009, 1:29 pm
Die Hölle, die Sie sagen! Ha h
LogicDude - December 30, 2009, 1:18 pm
RAUS MIT EUCH!!! JETZT!
Bartimaeus - December 30, 2009, 11:43 am
German, its the language of "Get the fuck off my lawn!" lol 5/5
Fatt Matt - December 30, 2009, 10:37 am
I don't know what those guys said, but this is hilarious!!
LogicDude - December 30, 2009, 6:26 am
Ja das macht viel Spass! 5 Lowen!
R.S.Jake - December 29, 2009, 8:58 pm
Ja das est gut! Ja! Funf Uber panzers!
GreyScorpion - December 29, 2009, 8:49 pm
too many puns for this buzz. 5 side cars


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TheTrashHeap - June 25, 2010, 3:26 pm
Somehow I knew you were gonna say that Admiral! (Maybe cause someone else already did)
AdmiralAckbar - June 25, 2010, 3:17 pm
It's a trap!
motifake - June 25, 2010, 6:50 am

Its a TRAP! Perfect sniper target


ECONOMY CLASS - "NEXT TIME, I'M PAYING FOR FIRST CLASS"


TAGS: missle launcher soldiers
Rating: 3.35/5


BREAK THE MOLD -


TAGS: noob day toy soldiers
Rating: 4.89/5

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GreyScorpion - August 10, 2010, 7:07 pm
solid gold 5L


TEAMWORK - Teamwork is essential. It gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.


TAGS: war soldiers target team
Rating: 4.56/5

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djrcreative - January 29, 2012, 12:20 am
That's what I thought when posting mine, but...some less than others. :/ LOL!
suzieq - January 27, 2012, 9:00 pm
I have a great one cooking on the military, it's going to ba a smash :)
djrcreative - January 27, 2012, 8:30 pm
No, it's cool! Took me a bit to get this one, though. Let someone else get shot, or take a 1L to the knee (from the "Unobomber" apparently in our midst.) Plus, the military deserves more recognition, and from others besides Airman. ;)
suzieq - January 25, 2012, 10:29 pm
I confess...please don't shoot
djrcreative - January 25, 2012, 11:09 am
Has my military series inspired a running theme? ;) If so, I'm glad, unless people "shoot down" our posters...


CHARGE ! -


TAGS: military strategy battle soldiers cavalry
Rating: 3.85/5

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agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 1:03 am
Recently lost the battle of the bulge.
Sean - May 16, 2010, 12:54 am
I suspect that these dudes believe that the enemy can be found at the nearest Ben and Jerry's.


CORRECTION - Making fun of people who make fun of people who put their lives on the line.




Beauty will save the world -


TAGS: save world suicide bomber tanks soldiers
Rating: 2.1/5

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ZOMGHACKS - December 5, 2008, 7:10 pm
THIS WOULD'VE BEEN FUNNY IF IT WAS FUNNY. BUT ITS NOT FUNNY. SO ITS NOT FUNNY. UR STILL A DING DONG!!!
Charles - November 28, 2008, 5:54 pm
What is this (and your other poster) from? Quite lovely graphics/artwork.


SOLDIERS - This one is giving us all a bad name Look at his rifle and that stupid look on his face


TAGS: soldiers
Rating: 1.63/5

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CPTrifeg2 - December 22, 2008, 3:45 pm
At least someone was smart enough to take away his combat load...
jojo - November 6, 2008, 10:14 am
What do you expect from a POG?


A Farewell To Arms -




The Boys Of Company C -




Laugh til you weep -




THE HORROR -


TAGS: battle soldiers fear
Rating: 4.61/5

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heyyouandthehuhwhats - April 25, 2011, 11:33 pm
Amazing, good job sir, 5L
Sean - April 23, 2011, 9:07 pm
This is great. 5.


PRIORITIES MANAGEMENT ON THE BATTLEFIELD -




The Killing Fields -




Irony -


TAGS: ironic fact soldiers live with
Rating: 4.1/5

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Thedge - October 22, 2014, 3:25 am
IMHO, the poster is mediocre. The meaning is deep, please, if the thought is with you, take some moments of your life to thank these kids. They *NEED* some thanks.
Thedge - October 15, 2014, 5:27 pm
ing. BringING. Whoops.


NORTH KOREANS -




THE CUSTARD WAR -


TAGS: custard war soldiers
Rating: 3.88/5

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GySgt1811 - July 16, 2011, 12:45 pm
I just hate it when I get "jelly in my riffle."


WAR SUCKS! - Don't Die For The Economic Interests Of Your Government!


TAGS: dedicated to all soldiers round the world
Rating: 2.94/5

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agdaniele - April 2, 2010, 8:44 pm
Although many may argue that evil begets evil, and might makes right... peace is a pipe dream. And had we all practiced peace, forseti would have been Mr. Motifake. Power corrupts, but also counters crazy.
forseti - April 2, 2010, 6:04 pm
Cy, there aren't as many sadists as you think i hope!
rerun - April 2, 2010, 5:21 pm

Crybabinus, nobody wants to hear what you have to say.
Cyrenius - April 2, 2010, 5:14 pm
Truth is that some people love to kill and they are looking for every oportunity to do it.It doesn't meter if it's for a noble cause or just for the economic interest of some
forseti - April 2, 2010, 3:08 pm
yeah, me too ;)
CANADA - April 2, 2010, 3:04 pm
i love drowning pool


SO... - What time did those friendly girls from the street corner say they'd be here with the keg?




HOSTAGE RESCUE - Hostage YES, Rescue NO! And by the time JIMBO and the boyz, get done with you...




BALLS -




Glorious & Free -


TAGS: remembrance veterans soldiers proud sacrifice
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - November 12, 2014, 7:37 am
5L
Greeny - November 11, 2014, 6:14 pm
N15L


I'll Be Home For Christmas -


TAGS: military army soldiers afghanistan christmas
Rating: 4.77/5

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mizzdizz - December 28, 2014, 4:16 am
Like you, proud to serve! And Thank You! Every time I celebrate The 1st when I'm on motifake and I walk out my door without a male family member escort!
Greybeard - December 26, 2014, 7:43 am
US Army vet. Thank you for your service mizzdizz.
mizzdizz - December 26, 2014, 4:38 am
Been there, done that---- much love to you G.B, and all your shipmates! USN veteran, disabled. Carry on!
Greybeard - December 25, 2014, 1:04 pm
Merry Christmas to you also and everyone else on Motifake. :)
Oldsod - December 25, 2014, 12:00 pm
Merry Christmas, GB, and thanks for all you do.


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